Ahem. Dusty blog here. I've not been here in decades. **cough cough** Welcome, lads. How have you been? I hope you have managed to NOT be complete losers ever since your sensei (me, of course) has been markedly unavailable to give you babe-snatching lessons. Alas, I was hidden away by the dark shadows of brokenness. Don't laugh. I can be broke too. I'm awesome, but I'm in no way even distantly related to Dangote. That said, lemme thrill you with a tale. A tale of how even being cashless can work out for you, provided of course your name is Mr. Chai C. Wahala AKA Maestro Vunderkind. So there I was, in my room, watching movies and chatting on my bbm. My mind was full, but my belly was empty. Dudes, I hadn't eaten in three fricking days. I was already past the state of dementia and was beginning to have heated discussions with the fridge. That was how I found out that the fridge had intentions to become a lawyer when it grows up. But that is a story for another day. Well, I was hungry to the point where you have to pretend you can still fart, just to keep your sanity. Three fricking days of just drinking cold water from that talkative fridge! It was in this perilous state that I received a ping from a loyal "fan" asking me if it was possible to thrill a girl without money... Hmm. Challenging. I decided to find out. And now, I return with my findings. Pay attention, men of the cloth, you are about to learn something here... BRO-CODE: Section 4B, Paragraph 6: Toasting is forbidden on an empty wallet. (BroCode, 1998). After reading the bro code extensively for several days, I found the above quote. I was surprised! I mean, I have 'chyked' several gurls on a highly "coinsified" wallet, and they gree'd greedily! Does that mean that the bro code can be broken? I was worried. If the bro code is not accurate, then everything I stand for is a lie. Imagine my relief when, as I was minding my "business" on google, I discovered the 2011 amendment to the BroCode. I quickly purchased it off Amazon and flipped to the most important part: BRO-CODE AMENDMENT of Section 4B Paragraph 6: Toasting is forbidden on an empty wallet, UNLESS you have an advanced Brocoddery. That's it! You have to have an advanced Brocoddery! What is the advanced brocoddery, you ask? I will tell you. It all began in the 17th century when Alchemist Robert Boyle sat down in his laboratory to create the most dangerous life form ever known.... **SUSPENSE** What? I have to do something to make you keep coming back for more, don't I? Stay tuned, partners! (C) Maestro Vunderkind

Ahem. Dusty blog here. I've not been here in decades. **cough cough** Welcome, lads. How have you been? I hope you have managed to NOT be complete losers ever since your sensei (me, of course) has been markedly unavailable to give you babe-snatching lessons. Alas, I was hidden away by the dark shadows of brokenness. Don't laugh. I can be broke too. I'm awesome, but I'm in no way even distantly related to Dangote. That said, lemme thrill you with a tale. A tale of how even being cashless can work out for you, provided of course your name is Mr. Chai C. Wahala AKA Maestro Vunderkind. So there I was, in my room, watching movies and chatting on my bbm. My mind was full, but my belly was empty. Dudes, I hadn't eaten in three fricking days. I was already past the state of dementia and was beginning to have heated discussions with the fridge. That was how I found out that the fridge had intentions to become a lawyer when it grows up. But that is a story for another day. Well, I was hungry to the point where you have to pretend you can still fart, just to keep your sanity. Three fricking days of just drinking cold water from that talkative fridge! It was in this perilous state that I received a ping from a loyal "fan" asking me if it was possible to thrill a girl without money... Hmm. Challenging. I decided to find out. And now, I return with my findings. Pay attention, men of the cloth, you are about to learn something here... BRO-CODE: Section 4B, Paragraph 6: Toasting is forbidden on an empty wallet. (BroCode, 1998). After reading the bro code extensively for several days, I found the above quote. I was surprised! I mean, I have 'chyked' several gurls on a highly "coinsified" wallet, and they gree'd greedily! Does that mean that the bro code can be broken? I was worried. If the bro code is not accurate, then everything I stand for is a lie. Imagine my relief when, as I was minding my "business" on google, I discovered the 2011 amendment to the BroCode. I quickly purchased it off Amazon and flipped to the most important part: BRO-CODE AMENDMENT of Section 4B Paragraph 6: Toasting is forbidden on an empty wallet, UNLESS you have an advanced Brocoddery. That's it! You have to have an advanced Brocoddery! What is the advanced brocoddery, you ask? I will tell you. It all began in the 17th century when Alchemist Robert Boyle sat down in his laboratory to create the most dangerous life form ever known.... **SUSPENSE** What? I have to do something to make you keep coming back for more, don't I? Stay tuned, partners! (C) Maestro Vunderkind