Ahem. Dusty blog here. I've not been here in decades. **cough cough** Welcome, lads. How have you been? I hope you have managed to NOT be complete losers ever since your sensei (me, of course) has been markedly unavailable to give you babe-snatching lessons. Alas, I was hidden away by the dark shadows of brokenness. Don't laugh. I can be broke too. I'm awesome, but I'm in no way even distantly related to Dangote. That said, lemme thrill you with a tale. A tale of how even being cashless can...

Ahem. Dusty blog here. I've not been here in decades. **cough cough** Welcome, lads. How have you been? I hope you have managed to NOT be complete losers ever since your sensei (me, of course) has been markedly unavailable to give you babe-snatching lessons. Alas, I was hidden away by the dark shadows of brokenness. Don't laugh. I can be broke too. I'm awesome, but I'm in no way even distantly related to Dangote. That said, lemme thrill you with a tale. A tale of how even being cashless can...